There Is No Charge For Awesomeness.... Or Attractiveness

That is probably the first movie quote I've used that anyone is even going to understand. Yes, believe it or not, I have been using quotes from people/movies/books the whole time. So, now you know I'm not crazy. At least not that crazy.



I wanted to comment this blog on the stupidity of teenage girl magazines. No matter what magazine you're reading; whether its girls life, seventeen, cosmogirl, tigerbeat, etc, they all have the same idiotic things. Let's talk for a minute about the front cover. It always has some ridiculous number of random things that that particular issue has. For example, a magazine I got recently had this on the cover "Look pretty at every party! Hot holiday beauty and fashion for less (yeah, they always mention how cheap it is too, even when the clothes are hundreds of dollars), try-them-tonight hair ideas, Plus 236 ways to shine." What the heck? 236? and those aren't in order of course, they just threw in a random number of things that they think they have in the magazine. I'm pretty sure this trend of random numbers came from seventeen magazine.

The fashion advice in these magazines is something else altogether. In the magazine I mentioned earlier thers this picture of a girl wearing a red and darker red striped hoody underneath a pink poofy dress, with this gigantic necklace in the shape of two eighth notes. This one was just one of those, "Was the style advisor a blind old woman who thinks she's sixteen?" They're always that hideous too. I don't know why I keep buying the magazines.



That's a lie, I do know why I keep buying them. They give me something to do, and there is an undeniable amount of excitement in getting something that you look forward to in the mail.

The other day I was really bored (okay I wasn't bored, I was procrastinating an assignment) and so just for fun I went to Harvard University's website. I don't know how they can expect anyone to find anything on it. Maybe, and I think this is how it is, the school uses it as a test to see if you really are smart enough to go to Harvard. They say to themselves, "Well, if s/he is smart enough to find their way to the application part of our site they must be really serious about this. Or they have a lot of time on their hands." I wonder if other schools websites are any easier to understand. I'll have to check up on this sometime.

I thought I would end this with a little quote from the back of an orbit gum box: "The ADA Council on Scientific Affairs' Acceptance of Orbit is based on its finding that the physical action of chewing Orbit sugar-free gum for 20 minutes after eating, stimulates saliva flow, which helps to prevent cavities by reducing plaque acids and strengthening teeth."

Whew, that is one heck of a run on sentence!

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