So lately I've been noticing a lot of odd things I do, so just for fun I'm going to see how many I can find and just list them, and everyone else can laugh at me. But first, I wanted to say hip hip hooray for Heath Ledger winning the Oscar. I cried about that for ten or fifteen minutes. Then I asked myself, Why am I even crying? I couldn't figure it out at first, but now I think it's because seeing Heath's family on that stage, accepting an Oscar for their son, or brother, made me realize that Heath is really gone. We'll never get to see his talent in a movie again, and that is probably the biggest tragedy in television right now.
Oh, also, I'm upset at the Oscars because they didn't nominate the Dark Knight soundtrack, but they felt inclined to play it the entire ceremony. Where is the justice in that? If I were Hans or James I would be... well, mad as a hornet.
Anyway, this is kind of the opposite of what I was just talking about. I volunteered at the Human Rights Education Center of Utah on Saturday, and when I went to the bathroom I saw this sign and I laughed my head off. No one thouught it was as humorous as I did apparently, but I think it's pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, thesis statement: I have a lot of odd quirks.
1. I brush my teeth in the shower. They feel cleaner that way.
2. I can't use water that has been sitting out for more than twenty minutes
3. I can't use water that is put into an old plastic bottle.
4. I drink out of a gallon jug of water.
5. Usually I choke when I drink out of said jug. (I have a drinking problem).
6. I have a fear of public restrooms.
7. If I have to use a public restroom I have a system that I must follow in order for the restroom to be sanitary enough to use.
8.I only curl my hair on the weekends, even though it takes less time than straightening it.
9. I arrange my CDs on my shelves according to first name, the way iTunes does, and it drives my dad crazy.
10. I talk to my cat in meows.
11. I never spell my name right when I sign something.
12. Any book that comes out as a "big hit" I can't stand. Examples: Eragon, Twilight, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, etc.
13. I have two flashlights in my room that I can grab if I wake up in the middle of the night if I need them. Both do not function properly.
14. I spend more time thinking about what I'm going to do than I do actually doing what I was thinking about.
15. I count the number of hours of sleep I would get if I fell asleep that instant when I'm attempting to fall asleep.
16. I actually prefer Scarecrow to the Joker. Scarecrow just makes those nursery rhymes cool again. Not to mention, in Batman and the Monster Men, he was the founder of Arkham Asylum. Not as the Scarecrow of course, but as Johnathon Crane.
17. I use sticky notes for everything.
18. It takes me longer to find a number in my phonebook (on my cell phone) than it does for me to just punch in the number I want to call.
19. I can't text worth crap.
20. Whenever I try to write a story, I get so caught up in the story that's happening in my brain which I'm trying to write down, I never actually end up writing anything. I just kind of stare off into space. La la la....
21. I could eat a whole box of cheez its if I had access to them during a 2-3 hour movie.
22. This one's pretty random. I like brussel sprouts.
23. When I'm graphing something, all of my X and Y axes must have the same number of dashes.
24. I have a T.V. crush on Charlie Epps from numbers and also Jim from The Office.
25. I AM FREAKING EXCITED FOR WATCHMEN!!!!
HAHA XOXO
1 comments:
I never would've guessed about that last one on the list. Really. Never. You can't tell AT ALL.
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